Samuel Hind

Being in Sussex with my wonderful family is just purely wonderful everytime. It takes 3 hours to get here, but car journeys are just nommm when its dark and abit rainy and you have an ipod the whole journey. So i've been here for about 2  and abit hours so far, staying with my auntie char, uncle matt, cousins isaac whos 10, grace whos 7, sam whos 5 and nat whos nearly 2. They are all amazing. But Sam is the funniest little thing alive, he's adorable, has bright orange hair and has the biggest lisp ever. And is surprisingly humorous for a 5 year old. Me and him went upstairs and just laid on his bed so he could go to sleep and i tickled his back, and in the space of half an hour he came out with the best things...

- I will scream to death if you tickle my knees, in a minute I will blow the house down hett, I can promise that!

- Can you be a Victorian child for a minute so I can whip you?

-I have a Verruca on my foot and dad's going to bite it off me and chuck it away

- Sam: Do you have a boyfriend hett? Hettie: No sam I don't, do you have a girlfriend? Sam: No I do not, I want to live in a house on my own for the peace and quiet. But I might have friends round sometimes.

- 0 o'clock is really early isn't it, and 100 o'clock is more than 11 o'clock

- Can you see this big giant hole in my trousers? Well guess what, I took off my trousers and bit the hole in my bum so people could see my willy, but shh, don't tell mum.

- Hett stop it right now or I will be sick directly on you

- Grace, stop being a chav!! You...you...you...COMB OVER!

So I'm positive there shall be many more Sam Sayings over this weekend. Cute kid. He cracks me up a treat.